It was my first time at a college campus so when I signed up for wrestling I didn't think it was odd for the coach to ask me to get a physical. So off I went to the on-campus doc. It was a nice office with a pleasant nurse at the reception desk. She asked me if I had an appointment then told me to have a seat and that I was next...okay..so far so good.  
So in I walk and I was greeted by the doctor..he shook my hand and was very nice..he went along with the normal exam...I was always a bit nervous about going to the doctor but I got a good vibe from this guy. So as we're into the exam the phone rings and he was urgently needed elsewhere. It musta been important cause he left real quick but what really struck me odd was that he wanted me to undress and give a sperm sample. Well..I figured who am I to argue plus it had been 2 days since I jerked off cause I'm sharin' a dorm room with this other kid...might as well rub one out for the doc...I just could help stop thinkin' what a crazy fucken clinic.