As finals get closer, I see more and more students with stress related health issues. Today I had Alberto visit the clinic complaining about severe stress headaches and erectile problems. After a brief consultation with him and a physical exam I deduced that it wasn’t anything too serious…just a lot on the kid’s mind and a busy schedule with too many dorm room mates. I knew the solution was simple..a nice, undisturbed, relaxing, jerk-off session.Who can blame the kid for being stressed out due to his lack of “action”. He was very surprised at how effective my remedy was.