Okay so I was a little tight with money this holiday season so I decided to respond to a flyer on campus about an experimental drug program at the clinic. Said it offered some great quick cash so, why not. I had to fill out a bunch of papers and stuff and was a bit nervous and excited at the same time cause it had to do with sexual health.  After filling the paperwork and talking to the nurse she sent me into the exam room to wait for the lab guy. I sat for a moment and in walked Dr. Dick explaining that Calvin was running late; he was paged and left the room quickly. This place is always busy! Anyways..I got bored so I whipped out my dick and squeezed one out to pass the time. I hope this doesn't fuck up the experiment I signed up for.