I was a bit broke so I asked around campus if I could make a few extra bucks. A lot of the guys told me that the school clinic sometimes offer extra ways to make cash. This week they were offering a janitorial position. I had to clean all the exam rooms and stuff. I figured that would be pretty easy. I walked into this one exam room and found dildos, lube, and all kinds of freaky shit. I was tired so I decided to take a rest cause my feet were hurtin'. Since nobody else was in the building I figured I'd take an extra little break and squeeze out a load of baby batter before cleaning the rest of the offices and exam room.