I knew I shouldn't have tried to trick the doc..but I was almost sure we'd get away with it. I never thought they'd test the samples. The doc didn't seem mad or anything, just a bit confused at the mix up in the samples But this time he took matters into his own hands and after examining me he made sure it was my sperm that went into that sample jar. I'm kinda sure he was tryin' to punish me by checking my prostate and puttin' stuff up my butt, but little did he know I got off on it. I hope my sample was good this time.